This doesn’t actually have to do with any sort of pastries.Tumblr (3.0; @obsoletepastries)http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patrickstumpkoala.tumblr.com/post/49117845097/good-thing-brendon-and-sarah-apparently-had-an">patrickstumpkoala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Good thing Brendon and Sarah apparently had an outdoor wedding, since there was no goddamn door to close.</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132451731http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132451731Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:09:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f853d38e8d02b26aa5602f9a5c6a5a18/tumblr_mlzkbvuuQK1qd7ouho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://samandriel.tumblr.com/post/49128023033/i-still-thought-brendon-was-18-to-be-honest" class="tumblr_blog">samandriel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I still thought Brendon was 18 to be honest</p></blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132436287http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132436287Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:09:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/700112266cf469c80dfb51dbfe327d6e/tumblr_mlbrqjJzfi1rqzfhno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132330436http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132330436Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:08:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b1b79a826ed998b02b62a74ce9136e2/tumblr_mlzh3ytmhw1qfjo8no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88406d3e9fab53b44961d596b444c289/tumblr_mlzh3ytmhw1qfjo8no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kurson.tumblr.com/post/49122461394/finally-thank-you-obama">kurson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>finally</em> thank you obama</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132231490http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132231490Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:07:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac754137a7576fcec18067ce93caa50e/tumblr_mjj8ekdRqc1s7a0xeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132004201http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/49132004201Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:03:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72825e013808c1355b1eb05824f396e0/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/404a9883437a1e2e18d7b715a4d84f55/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d542c1d32855b5b1c35bc31e10be878a/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/387ca2175d6ad7b1176a0877d03d14d4/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/379a8e24970ba84d0c3eb080bafae4bd/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c51b217741b7583d5209212a0b935ed/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9440589c7a544cf7ddca507beef9241/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/653db8eae60fec1d3015e6c9ca74f66a/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f44a17eced8fdcbe62aca439844d958e/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db50959eabab0f6a8c26c08ffd848330/tumblr_mkd241kQgx1qzfsnio6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://moviemeatloaf.tumblr.com/post/46554831802/that-fucking-sloth-looks-hotter-in-pictures-than-i" class="tumblr_blog">moviemeatloaf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>That fucking sloth looks hotter in pictures than I do. </p> <p>Fucking sloths.</p> <p>All the looks.</p></blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635976700http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635976700Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:26:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0834447b950e1a887fc19379503ba513/tumblr_mk14w4Cc6t1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635933743http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635933743Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:25:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gbrc5k1t1rs1bomo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skyboundbird.tumblr.com/post/36631914638/h0lytitz-fearlessrec0rds-pitbulls-arent">skyboundbird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h0lytitz.tumblr.com/post/36113687629/fearlessrec0rds-pitbulls-arent-evil-the">h0lytitz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fearlessrec0rds.tumblr.com/post/36113154199/pitbulls-arent-evil-the-bastards-who-put-them">fearlessrec0rds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Thank you so much.</p> </blockquote> <p>reblog every time</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635835267http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635835267Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:24:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz20mP4lW1qk4s2co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635707856http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635707856Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:23:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xrwguPdb1r1ibsxo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raaynee.tumblr.com/post/28283180886/breakcorechoirboy-i-am-borderline-crying-at-how">raaynee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/28282840381/i-am-borderline-crying-at-how-sassy-this-person-is">breakcorechoirboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is</p> </blockquote> <p>ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635376692http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635376692Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:19:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrkwgSsdO1rcout3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635023945http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635023945Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:15:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://primadonnas.tumblr.com/post/41803628081">primadonnas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635009840http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46635009840Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:15:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ec80jozC1ry10fwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p>a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know how to tiger. </p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634607993http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634607993Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:10:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd5a98d55d9251bc247d03a790c5ebb4/tumblr_mjlyn0pEQS1r1t2kso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634571232http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634571232Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:10:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e0ee1a3c9a37fed459d0b275fb1190e/tumblr_mk5zsyekvA1ql2603o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontwastegoodlipgloss.tumblr.com/post/46219214322/kevinxgraves-hahaha-died">dontwastegoodlipgloss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kevinxgraves.tumblr.com/post/46218641973/hahaha">kevinxgraves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hahaha</p> </blockquote> <p>died.</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634533981http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634533981Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:10:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70d4d6f9abff667e8f56803e4713d9b8/tumblr_mk8pbbsFnz1rjcfxro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/46595022281/via-premiumgifs-shiba-inus" class="tumblr_blog">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/46307602992/shiba-inus">premiumgifs</a>:<a href="http://shiba-inus.tumblr.com">shiba-inus</a>)</p></blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634336634http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634336634Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:07:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43725696120db3a0502b1b1e52046d79/tumblr_mkf9dvklQb1qa3emao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80ac52c8e518a71bffec4b170ff1dab6/tumblr_mkf9dvklQb1qa3emao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>R.I.P. Richard Griffiths </strong><strong>(1947-2013)</strong></p> <p>We will truly miss you. Thank you.</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634292194http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634292194Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:07:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/457739827e5026f282cc07e8579fe63b/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c37fe216d18bafee06b81dfda5ea780/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56341dac7d46765f838c7045cc8757d5/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/636d093a10b3ba4ebfed9a40af18553a/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2d86c577067bf4b246c68fe738342a7/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5dce1e6ed6a500d6b5237ebe1a4cd670/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e3740851267f6b0558879d544b5665b/tumblr_mka8eqj4Ps1qzrlhgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/46603495285/thefrogman-the-plight-of-the-honeybees-bee" class="tumblr_blog">edwardspoonhands</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/46357288767/the-plight-of-the-honeybees-bee-photos-by-john">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The plight of the honeybees. </p> <p>Bee photos by John Kimbler [<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dalantech/">flickr</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>TheFrogMan wins the Hank Green’s Opinion award for “Best at Tumblr”</p></blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634149738http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46634149738Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:05:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameandwatch.tumblr.com/post/46134079748/theres-a-species-of-frog-that-breaks-its-own">gameandwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there’s a species of frog that <em>breaks its own bones</em> to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is</p> </blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46633835603http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46633835603Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:02:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7e064b67f5ee680a3f15474a51b7873/tumblr_mkaoj4YV9b1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/46612977627/maximumble-by-chris-hallbeck-website-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Maximumble</strong> by Chris Hallbeck [<a href="http://maximumble.com">website</a> | <a href="http://bookofbiff.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisHallbeck">twitter</a>]</p> <p>[h/t: <a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/">tastefullyoffensive</a>]</p></blockquote>http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46633678260http://obsoletepastries.tumblr.com/post/46633678260Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:00:40 -0400